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***FREE PORN***

by V. Blake

titles are manipulative.

and the only people with the right
to refute this cynic's claim
could not have made the very click
that precludes you from the same.

01/22/2010

Author's Note: Poem-22.

Posted on 01/22/2010
Copyright © 2019 V. Blake

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Therese Elaine on 01/22/10 at 09:13 AM

Despite the fact that you cost me a perfectly good mouthful of coffee which I promptly spit out after seeing the title alone...I wholeheartedly approve of this, of you...and I suppose ultimately, the sacrifice of coffee in service of a smile. Jerk.

Posted by Amie Golda on 01/22/10 at 09:32 AM

I for one am glad I did not have coffee, or any drink for that matter in my mouth when I saw this. Otherwise the effects of this poem on me might have been the same as that of Therese.

I know you think you're pretty clever right now Vince, and let me just say...you are pretty darn clever and I hate you for it. Kidding! I don't hate you. But this does bear repeating: this right here is irony that bites. The content and title and every circumstance you fixed in between can only come from the inner workings of a cleverly playful mind.
A prankster poet, who would've thought...

Posted by Amie Golda on 01/22/10 at 09:36 AM

I just wanted to add: I find it completly ironic and likwise funny that the poem that came before this was entitled "Brace Yourself". Congratulations, you have just made my Friday :D

Posted by Nicole D Gregory on 01/22/10 at 11:01 AM

Vince, Nice title dude... I'm sure every search engine that goes after the word "Porn" has got a pervert on the other end reading this and going ???wt???... ha!ha!... So, porn and poetry are on a pedastal - both a foundation for the undoing of mankind at some point and the ever-elusive pinnacle we have to question as to our reason for wanting to peer into another persons psyche to create either? No coffee drinker here at the moment... just waiting for time to pass by so that I can hit the gym for a few hours... but this ... this will keep me laughing throughout the day! ;) ~N

Posted by Michael Defries on 01/22/10 at 01:13 PM

If it's free it's got to be good. Sweet conujuring of imagery here with "ivory tower". I might spawn something from this manipulative "click". Nice Work!

Posted by Ava Blu on 01/22/10 at 03:45 PM

OMGLOLFREEPORNYESSSS. people would totally hate me if i had posted this. heh :P

Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 01/22/10 at 03:46 PM

I like it. Great second stanza.

Posted by Michael Smith on 01/23/10 at 01:57 AM

I've been had!

Posted by Jason Moskalyk on 03/31/10 at 06:46 AM

Hahaha, yeah. But seriously; where is it?

Posted by William Brunk on 11/08/10 at 09:45 PM

grabs your attention, thoughtful and clever. like the view from your seats as well.

Posted by Lucia Haselhorst on 01/25/12 at 06:11 AM

:)

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