MACKENZIE PHILLIPS:
"I HAD SEX WITH
DAD JOHN PHILLIPS!"

whit a hidey-hidey-tee-hee
and a hidey-hidey-ho
a shakin’ breakin' newspeak
fer us cats what’s gotta know!

i’s a jerry springer roy-boy
you’s a jerry springer girl
we’s makin’ springer babies
fer dis jerry springer world!

whack-a-do-do, whack-a-hay-day
titillation, it’s da thang
fixation of me nation
let da crimes of freedom rang!

09/23/2009

Author's Note: dignity schmignity

Posted on 09/24/2009
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