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OUCH MY G-DLITSNJKG TOE!!!!!

by Maude Curtis

Ever since I crushed my left ankle,
some 10 plus years ago,
these toes can't seem to stay out of the way
of heavy, hurtful "dkgjryjh" objects.

Like a quart jar of mayo, a newborn calf's hoof,
a biker's heavy harley boot,
(I do try to have some fun),
a couch that needs to move somewhere,

So this time a heavy desk was the culpret,
it needed to go from here to there,
and being the stubborn gal I am,
do I ask a man for help? Hell no I can do it myself!

So after crying and cussing a lot,
I got the desk where I wanted it to be.
Now you ask me, "What kind of poem is this?"
So here it is.

Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo
This time I broke my little toe.

04/24/2009

Author's Note: After rearranging my living room yesterday, I woke up this morning with a discolored, swollen little toe. OUCH!!! Now I remember what all the screaming was about.

Posted on 04/24/2009
Copyright © 2025 Maude Curtis

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Joan Serratelli on 04/24/09 at 05:21 PM

Maude- you always write about real things. That's why i'm attracted to your work. No hidden messages- just the plain old truth!

Posted by Fredrich Mohre on 04/29/09 at 12:38 AM

Wecome to the honorary green digit society, I'm sooo Sorry you hurt yourself wish i could fix it for ya...PDB

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