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OUCH MY G-DLITSNJKG TOE!!!!! by Maude CurtisEver since I crushed my left ankle,
some 10 plus years ago,
these toes can't seem to stay out of the way
of heavy, hurtful "dkgjryjh" objects.
Like a quart jar of mayo, a newborn calf's hoof,
a biker's heavy harley boot,
(I do try to have some fun),
a couch that needs to move somewhere,
So this time a heavy desk was the culpret,
it needed to go from here to there,
and being the stubborn gal I am,
do I ask a man for help? Hell no I can do it myself!
So after crying and cussing a lot,
I got the desk where I wanted it to be.
Now you ask me, "What kind of poem is this?"
So here it is.
Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo
This time I broke my little toe.
04/24/2009 Author's Note: After rearranging my living room yesterday, I woke up this morning with a discolored, swollen little toe. OUCH!!!
Now I remember what all the screaming was about.
Posted on 04/24/2009 Copyright © 2025 Maude Curtis
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Joan Serratelli on 04/24/09 at 05:21 PM Maude- you always write about real things. That's why i'm attracted to your work. No hidden messages- just the plain old truth! |
| Posted by Fredrich Mohre on 04/29/09 at 12:38 AM Wecome to the honorary green digit society, I'm sooo Sorry you hurt yourself wish i could fix it for ya...PDB |
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