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by David Garner

there are some restaurants that now ask their
customers to sign a disclaimer before eating
this is happening all over Europe

the rise and scare of E-coli and salmonella poisoning
have restuarant owners shuffling around
making sure every form is signed and properly filed

eaters now must give up their
rights from taking legal action after eating items such as rare
hamburgers, minced beef and sausages

this warning does not apply to steak however
because steak only has bacteria on the outside
which is initially killed off by the searing

soon we will be signing forms everywhere
forms at grocery stores, forms at coffee shops, forms at bakeries
forms at bars and rest stops, forms at sidewalk vendors and forms at snack machines

04/19/2009

Posted on 04/19/2009
Copyright © 2024 David Garner

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 04/19/09 at 02:24 PM

Probably. It's okay. It'll work out for anyone who wants to practice their signature. Nice work.

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 04/19/09 at 02:46 PM

It's a wild world. The forms, the forms.... perhaps we shall soon see signs - Eatery at your Own Risk... yikes..

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