i've always been
a little too over the top
for my own good.
at least that's what
i'll tell the nightly news
when they send a reporter
to the scene
where i've handcuffed myself
to a bed in an exam room
at a doctor's office.
it really should have never
come down to this.
me, holding myself hostage and all.
because i'm just a simple girl
with a simple ransom.
no one needs to get hurt.
i'm not asking for
thousands or millions of dollars.
just give me some answers
and fix me already.