Boozed all to the brim,
excessively sputtering
wisdom to the fool.

Web of casualties
strewn all across el bano;
they got in my way.

Congratulations!
I'm your big accomplishment.
You must be SO PROUD.

Did you know, kind sir?
Being polite gets you squat.
Get out of my way.

Stealing kids' candy
makes me bawl like a psycho,
but I needs my sweets.

This beautiful earth
held together by Elmer's
is coming unstuck.

Upset at all the
tribulations in your life?
Fucking forget them.


2007

11/16/2008

Author's Note: Haikus are FUN! No?

Posted on 11/17/2008
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