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ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION

by Gregory R Schelske

Here I am again
swimming in tides of political sheets
and feeling up the enemy.
It's just one vote…
that's what I keep telling myself.
Who will know?
We fuss and tumble under the covers
and her congress keeps getting in the way.
I've never seen it so...…
Well, you know.

I've never cheated on my president.
I've never cheated on my country.
For crying out loud, I've never cheated on my political party.
Well, …okay, just once.
But it didn't mean anything to me.

One night you sleep with a donkey
The next it's an elephant.
Tonight …I am sickened by the thought
And I just can’t get it up.

11/04/2008

Posted on 11/05/2008
Copyright © 2024 Gregory R Schelske

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Mary Frances Spencer on 11/05/08 at 07:30 AM

LOL! good one! MFS

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