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Sourdough and Whole Wheat Baguette

by Jeffrey Parren

One restaurant
I worked at
featured Sourdough
and Whole Wheat
baguette
which was served with dinner
automatically
and was offered at lunch
but the descriptions
the guests used
were always humorous:

"Yeah, uh, uh
gimme some of that
Chocolate bread!"

"I only want
that black bread, okay?"

But one man
still roams my mind
from time to time:

"Is everything okay?"

"Uh, yeah,
but there is something
funny about this bread."

"What's wrong with it, sir?"

"It tastes...,
kinda sour."

"That's our
Sourdough baguette."

"Well, I guess
everything is okay then!"

I chuckle to myself still
even while writing this.

10/30/2008

Author's Note: Oh it still gets me...haha.

Posted on 10/30/2008
Copyright © 2026 Jeffrey Parren

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Charlie Morgan on 10/30/08 at 03:34 PM

...i eat w/ a couple that we might have a chinese guy as our waiter and he[being louder than i...could ever be] hollers at a chinese girl/lady about his diet coke, tawk about wearing my white rear out...learn the name, see the person, be in a Zen moment, don't be just another $#%@ and his daughter and son and son were in food service industry...and he brings out the dreader calculator and goes on w/ that percentage crap...lovely get-back on the ne'er do wells...

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 11/01/08 at 04:13 AM

Chocolate bread and tasting sour - you hear it all! I imagine they learn a lot from you, if they listen.

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