nobody's watching no one can stop me none of them even has a clue that I'm tearing the tags off my matress and I'm eating chicken while drinking lambrusco and sitting on a white carpet and it isn't even noon yet and that's not all! I'm running with scissors and I'm not wearing clean underwear (I'm not wearing any at all!) and I'm wearing white shoes and it's not Memorial day yet! and I'm eating crackers in bed and I'm chewing them with my mouth open and I'm talking to strangers and I'm not washing behind my ears and I'm petting strange dogs! I'm acting my shoe size because my age is just too big and nobody even knows. which takes all the fun out of it.
05/31/2006
U go girl! (and now we all know).
I think tomorrow I'll start acting my shoe size..(I'll have to grow up a bit actually!!)... I hadn't heard that one before!!! haha.
hah. i loved this. but people know now, in a way, so maybe you can revel in the little thrill doing those things can sometimes provide, hm? :)
hahahahaha - too clever and how very free-ing!
I got a kick out of this one...CharMin