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miss behaving

by Maria Francesca

nobody's watching
no one can stop me

none of them even has a clue that

I'm tearing the tags off my matress

and

I'm eating chicken
while drinking lambrusco
and sitting on a white carpet
and it isn't even noon yet

and that's not all!

I'm running with scissors

and

I'm not wearing clean underwear
(I'm not wearing any at all!)

and

I'm wearing white shoes
and it's not Memorial day yet!

and

I'm eating crackers in bed

and

I'm chewing them with my mouth open

and

I'm talking to strangers

and

I'm not washing behind my ears

and

I'm petting strange dogs!

I'm acting my shoe size
because my age is just too big

and nobody even knows.

which takes all the fun
out of it.

05/31/2006

Posted on 10/26/2008
Copyright © 2024 Maria Francesca

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Rhiannon Jones on 10/26/08 at 09:46 PM

U go girl! (and now we all know).

Posted by Colleen Sperry on 10/27/08 at 12:10 AM

I think tomorrow I'll start acting my shoe size..(I'll have to grow up a bit actually!!)... I hadn't heard that one before!!! haha.

Posted by Dani Rose on 10/27/08 at 02:35 AM

hah. i loved this. but people know now, in a way, so maybe you can revel in the little thrill doing those things can sometimes provide, hm? :)

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 10/27/08 at 02:42 AM

hahahahaha - too clever and how very free-ing!

Posted by Charles E Minshall on 10/27/08 at 05:12 AM

I got a kick out of this one...CharMin

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