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Sing A Song Of Six Packs

by Jennifer Ragan

Sing a song of six packs
a cooler full of beer.
Four and twenty tall boys
frosty mugs of cheer.

When the beers were opened
the drunks began to sing.
“Now, wasn’t that a tasty beer
lets order pizza and wings!”

The drunks were in backyard
boozing all day long.
The pizza guy rang the front door
the door bell went ding-dong!

The party was in full swing
the music was too loud to hear,
when along came the SWAT team
and took away their cheer!

09/18/2008

Author's Note: For the Photography Inspiration Contest...CHEERS!

Posted on 09/18/2008
Copyright © 2025 Jennifer Ragan

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by A. Paige White on 09/18/08 at 08:29 PM

OMG I love it! I do love a parody and this one reeks of cheer! Great job, darlin, I hope you do great!

Posted by Charlie Morgan on 09/18/08 at 09:11 PM

...jennifer, agreeing w/ paige, this is too much, i's jingling allll the way through, singing a song but just not drunk, i like i like...

Posted by Charles E Minshall on 09/19/08 at 02:42 AM

Funtastic Jenn....CharMin

Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 09/19/08 at 04:53 PM

Hilarious poem/song. What's scary is that I can actually remember either hosting or going to parties like that. :oD

Posted by Don Matley on 09/25/08 at 06:39 PM

One has to snap a cap for this one. I will read this to my none artsy friends and maybe they will begin to write. Horrors!!!!!

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