Why the ribs taste kinda funny

by Maria Francesca

Chintzy Charles has not been seen.
Stingy Steve is missing too.
Penny Pinching Pete is off the street -
Their wives just don't know what to do.

They've searched the city,
searched the woods.
They've searched from here to hell and back
but no one's seen them
since they stiffed the waitress at the old rib shack.


Author's Note: hmmm...kinda like chicken.

Posted on 07/29/2008
Copyright © 2024 Maria Francesca

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 07/29/08 at 10:32 PM

ahahahahahha - shades of fried green tomatoes..... oh, my...

Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 08/02/08 at 11:37 PM

What I'd call humor with a bite! Well written.

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