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Frightened Men Cower At The Sight
by Melissa Arel
Other frightened men cower at the sight
Their blood races fast and faces turn white
They cringe and shiver when they smell the runs
That great cottony lump that goes on baby's buns
They pretend to be clueless,"I don't know how to change it"
So women wind up working in high mountains of shit
Could it really hurt to help us out once in a while?
We sure could use a break from this never-ending pile
Desitin and baby powder is now our new perfume
We smell it for miles and as soon as we walk in the room
Just be a man for heaven's sake, grab the wipes and a baby
Your wife will be amazed and then you'll get lucky! Well.. maybe.
07/15/2008 Author's Note: Tag Ken ;)
Posted on 07/15/2008
Copyright © 2024 Melissa Arel
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Joe Cramer on 07/15/08 at 04:43 PM ... this is outstanding!!! |
| Posted by Ken Harnisch on 07/16/08 at 12:12 PM lol..you've given me a pile of...something..to write a poem on Mel...but i do recall doing some of the changing, if it helps..lol |
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