she's not that pretty
by Maria Francescashe's not that pretty.
I don't mean to be catty
but really,
she's quite plain:
crooked front teeth
weird hair
no butt.
she's not even that smart.
I mean, she's not dumb,
but she's not exactly the brain trust.
you'll never find her in a cafe
discussing politics
or Nietzsche
or the stock market.
she can't cook,
doesn't clean.
she almost never smiles.
she doesn't help little old ladies
cross the street.
she doesn't own a dog.
honestly,
I don't know
what she actually does...
except steal all my boyfriends.
12/01/2005