A venerable old lady from Westminister
Was undeniably, undoubtedly a spinster.
From a farthing she could squeeze
A shilling, guinea, or more if you please.
Indeed, she had quite a tight sphincter
04/24/1974
Author's Note: ... a High School effort at Limericky.....
Posted on 05/15/2008Copyright © 2025 Joe Cramer
Yikes! and I understand it was Limerick Day - who knew! this is one tight gal. Ha!
