Smelly Shelly and Stinky Stan
Walked hand in hand to the ice cream stand.
They stood in line with Dirty Drew
Who held the hand of Snot-nosed Sue.

Said Stinky Stan to Snot-nosed Sue,
“Don’t you hold hands with Lousy Lou?
I saw you here at the ice cream stand.
You and Lousy Lou hand in hand.”

Said Snot-nosed Sue to Stinky Stan,
“Don’t you hold hands with Filthy Fran?”
I saw you two at this ice cream stand.
You and Filthy Fran hand in hand.

Smelly Shelly dumped Stinky Stan.
Dirty Drew won’t hold Snot-nosed Sue hand.
But guess who walked away hand in hand?
Snot-nosed Sue and Stinky Stan.

03/13/2008