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Snot-nosed Sue and Stinky Stan

by Jennifer Ragan

Smelly Shelly and Stinky Stan
Walked hand in hand to the ice cream stand.
They stood in line with Dirty Drew
Who held the hand of Snot-nosed Sue.

Said Stinky Stan to Snot-nosed Sue,
“Don’t you hold hands with Lousy Lou?
I saw you here at the ice cream stand.
You and Lousy Lou hand in hand.”

Said Snot-nosed Sue to Stinky Stan,
“Don’t you hold hands with Filthy Fran?”
I saw you two at this ice cream stand.
You and Filthy Fran hand in hand.

Smelly Shelly dumped Stinky Stan.
Dirty Drew won’t hold Snot-nosed Sue hand.
But guess who walked away hand in hand?
Snot-nosed Sue and Stinky Stan.

03/13/2008

Posted on 03/13/2008
Copyright © 2025 Jennifer Ragan

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 03/13/08 at 11:24 PM

Ok, I'm gonna go wash my hands, after I quit laughing!! Kids will love this.

Posted by Laura Doom on 11/26/08 at 07:17 PM

Me 3 - a nose bath followed by a blow-dry hand job, but don't do this at home kids. Monster stuff, but Jen - the WW competition...shouldn't that entry be posted here in your library? I couldn't detect it, but then perhaps my olfactory gates were closed at the time :>

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