Medley of Green by Kristina Woodhill i'm so green it's gotta be seen look at me now, babe, look at my sheen i'm a tiny coquie in the flamboyan tree i'm a sticky feet cutie i can croak whooeee! Kermit the frog would be so proud of me i'm so doggone splashed on green ♣ there once was a lass who loved yellow and her lad was a fine yellow fellow till one day when she strayed toward a braver strong knave soon her lad expelled one fine green bellow ♣ i'm so green it's gotta be seen i'm the feather in the cap of a pirate ship's scene i'm a parrot's bright green from the sun ray's gleam on his shoulder claws grip eye to eye we both beam Captain Hook would be so proud of me i'm so doggone splashed on green ♣ as he swam through a Guinness foam stupor Jack's red face prehinted a blooper said the barkeep - "it seems you've begun to grow green lose your color outside if you would, sir" ♣ it's so green it's gotta be seen the Jewel of the ocean the Gem of the sea if there's a Ring for me let it be from Kerry the Emerald Isle is all that i need i'm so proud to have some Irish in me i'm so doggone splashed on green 03/11/2008 Posted on 03/11/2008 Copyright © 2025 Kristina Woodhill Member Comments on this Poem Posted by A. Paige White on 03/11/08 at 04:53 PM *guffaws* This is priceless! St. Patrick (with a kermit to boot!) meets Captain Hook .... yeah... lololol... yelly belly. Hilarious! Posted by Mara Meade on 03/11/08 at 06:54 PM You are having 'way too much funn with green! This had me belly-chuckling from the frist erse onward... Posted by Mara Meade on 03/11/08 at 06:54 PM That would be "first verse..." Posted by Gregory O'Neill on 03/11/08 at 08:41 PM Major FUN! ...oh, my...."lose your color outside, sir"...a terrific hoot! And "prehinted" is a great word. Thanks. Posted by Rhiannon Jones on 03/11/08 at 08:54 PM I love this fun poem! Ireland forever! Posted by Maria Massarella on 03/12/08 at 02:57 PM This is brilliant! a delightful smilebringer! I love each poem of the medley ... It is festive ... makes one want to sing and dance. Lovely! ... m.a Posted by David Garner on 03/13/08 at 02:34 PM What a fun poem. I especially like "lose your color outside if you would, sir". One of the best lines ever! Posted by Jared Fladeland on 03/15/08 at 03:03 PM very fun indeed Return to the Previous Page   pathetic.org Version 7.3.2 May 2004 Terms and Conditions of Use 0 member(s) and 2 visitor(s) online All works Copyright © 2025 their respective authors. Page Generated In 0 Second(s)