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I've accidentally cancelled Christmas

by Dave Fitzgerald

I got a Christmas email,
I read it yesterday.
It cheered me up a great deal
In a Festive way.

By then it had done its job,
And though I found it neat,
I placed my mouse upon it,
Right-clicked and found delete.

That was when the world changed
In a most un-Festive way.
Every single calendar
Is missing Christmas Day!

Someone cyber-help me,
Before the January Sales,
Make the world more Festive
And send me Christmas mail.


Posted on 12/23/2007
Copyright © 2022 Dave Fitzgerald

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Tony Whitaker on 12/23/07 at 01:03 PM

Very clever!!

Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 12/23/07 at 01:58 PM

Heh. Awesome.

Posted by A. Paige White on 12/23/07 at 02:39 PM

Sounds like a Christmas Efail! Wow, is it something like Y2K? Should we stock up on mouse traps?
Merry Christmas Dave! You constantly inspire me.

Posted by Joe Cramer on 12/23/07 at 03:47 PM

Excellent Dave! Happy Holidays!!!

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 12/23/07 at 04:30 PM

Very funny with tongue firmly in egg nogged cheek! hehehehehe

Posted by Don Matley on 12/23/07 at 11:35 PM

nice twist...by the way.....that mouse shouldn't be stirring so close to Christmas !

Posted by Michelle Angelini on 12/24/07 at 06:47 AM

Dave you are one funny guy. You might dedicate this poem to Norm Milliken. ;-)

Posted by Charles E Minshall on 12/24/07 at 05:49 PM

Fun poem Dave.....Charlie

Posted by Kathleen Wilson on 12/25/07 at 05:16 AM

hah-- I love especially the dramatic world changing moment achieved by that delete button. Excellent dabbling in centuries long dreamed of magical powers... and with such unabashed glee and plea for more!

Posted by Wendy Sparling on 12/28/07 at 02:05 AM

Thanks for the big smile this gave me. kudos

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