Uncle Jute, the silly coot
Lost his way on the autoroute
Turning left instead of right
found New York, not the Isle of Wight

Now he can't speak proper queen's UK:
has a nasal drawl from the USA;
gets dollars and cents, not pounds and pence;
has a screen door, not a garden fence

All this goes to demonstrate
what happens when you just won't wait
at traffic lights or use a map.
Learn from Jute's most dreadful fate.

11/03/2007

Posted on 11/03/2007
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