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"Bad Jokes: The Life and Aftermath"

by Max Phineas

I watch the slow burn
of my joke in a head-on
with the invisible brick wall
dividing you from me.

Sizzling, Fizzling
in a crumpled mess.
Someone please call an ambulance
And erase this scene

In the following silence
I watch the words
Dangle above:
The elusive Perfect Punchline.


Reeling, rolling from the wreckage
I watch and wonder and wait...


Relief!
Starting at the corners
Your lips turn

A pity laugh- the lowest form of flattery!
But a pretty laugh indeed.
And the smile is genuine
It's all I need.


I was once told
That those who love you
Are always honest
And never deceive.

But I think those who love you most
Let you dwell in your delusions.

And I should know.

11/03/2007

Author's Note: My day is never complete without an awkward moment or six.

Posted on 11/03/2007
Copyright © 2024 Max Phineas

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Rebecca Lin on 11/04/07 at 05:34 AM

Wow I love this! I completely know how you feel. Sometimes I wish my life was like a novel I was writing and I could edit the things I say. I think this poem is wonderful.

Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 11/05/07 at 12:24 AM

This brought a chuckle! Isn't it the truth! Sometimes we'd just like to be let think we've said (or done) it right!

Posted by Kyle Anne Kish on 11/05/07 at 05:04 AM

Callie, I like how you formed this poem and said something that many of us feel. Plus, welcome to Pathetic.

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