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Dreaming of Naked Women

by Mike Loftis

V1
You've been mad at me for three days now
I didn't know why but I just figured it out
It all started when I woke up from that dream
I must have said something wrong
that caused all of your carrying on
but listen to me darling you don't have to worry 'bout me

Chorus:
I'm just dreaming of naked women
Don't wake me up if you don't have to
'cause I'm down at the waterhole swimmin'
and doing things naked people do
Don't worry hon you're still my wife
I wouldn't change a thing about my life
but if I'm grinning don't bother me
It's just a dream

V2
Now don't be thinking I'm dissatisfied
I've loved every day since you became my bride
but every now and then a man thinks about his younger days
so if I call out a name or two
I swear it's not a reflection on you
just go back to sleep. Everything's going to be okay

Chourus:
I'm just dreaming about naked women
Don't wake me up if you don't have to
'cause I'm down at the waterhole swimmin'
and doing things naked people do
Don't worry hon, your still my wife
I wouldn't change a thing about my life
but if I'm grinning don't bother me
it's just a dream

09/28/2007

Posted on 09/28/2007
Copyright © 2024 Mike Loftis

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kathleen Wilson on 09/28/07 at 07:07 PM

Ha ha... this is great and very funny and songfully presented! Can't imagine a better telling of this story. Also it brought back a funny (related) memory--my dad and uncle used to do a funny dance, running around in circles in the kitchen acting like fish singing the old song "I love to go swimmin' with women and women love swimmin' with me!!" over and over again-- much to my and my my mom's skeptical amusement.

Posted by Mara Meade on 09/28/07 at 09:31 PM

BWAH HAH HAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAH HAAHAHAAHAHA! Oh Lord, let me catch my breath! This reminds me of Brad Paisley's "I'm Gonna Miss Her" or Vince Gill's "One More Last Chance" in its "git down to it" directness...

I'll look for this one at the next CMA Awards...

Posted by Anita Mac on 09/28/07 at 09:33 PM

This is cute. I've been forced to aquire a taste for country in the last few months, and I definitely wouldn't be at all surprised to hear this on the radio.

Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 09/29/07 at 01:50 AM

LOL!! Hilarious! Best you keep those dreams to yourself! Very funny as long as it is just dreaming!

Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 09/29/07 at 08:29 PM

I like both versions Mike, though I think V2 is the strongest, and most honest, espcially from one who also occasionally dreams of naked women; Goggle my poem Night Maidens.

Posted by Rusty C Arquette on 09/29/07 at 11:21 PM

Oh yea...been there...I have the bruises to prove it too! - We poor men are so misunderstood, eh? - Cool read - RCat

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