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Shiny-Happy Person
by Dave FitzgeraldMy parting rivalled the Red Sea
As my shiny scalp was there to see.
People would stop and stare at me
So I set my shiny, pink scalp free.
Oooooooh I have no hair!
Wo-oah, and I really don't care!
I've saved a mint by shaving my own hair,
I have no need for barbers chairs!
I, maybe, now look like a thug,
After shaving off my worn out rug.
It left me forelockless to tug,
But I'm proud of my baldy mug.
AWWWWW I have no hair!
Woh-hoh, and I really don't care!
I've saved a mint by shaving my own hair,
I don't need the barbers chair!
I took the lot off as you would,
And as all baldies surely should.
I do my own haircuts, I'm getting good
At Grade Number 1 and "To the wood".
Oh-woah I have no hair!
WoAH!, and I really don't care!
I've saved a mint by shaving my own hair,
I really don't need the barbers chair!
I've plenty of hair, it's my head that lacks.
I wasn't going to stick my head in a sack.
I'll shave my head before I crack.
And I've got loads more hair on my back!
Wahaay I have no hair!
Hooray, I really don't care!
I've saved a mint by shaving my own hair,
I have no need for the barbers chair!
I'm not "really" bald as everyone knows.
There are loads of places where hair grows.
I have hairy fingers, and hairy toes.
It grows from my ears and sprouts from my nose.
Oooooooh I have no hair!
Wo-oah, and I really don't care!
I've saved a mint by shaving my own hair,
I have no need for barbers chairs!
No need for barbers chairs!
04/05/2007
Author's Note: Just being silly again
Posted on 04/05/2007
Copyright © 2025 Dave Fitzgerald
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Genevieve Sturrock on 04/05/07 at 12:25 PM i love bald men! sexy, baby. and ever so much more attractive than the fuzzy ring o'hair or the dreaded comb-over. Please tell me there's a song behind this...cause it's begging to be sung. |
| Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 04/05/07 at 02:43 PM Bald is soooo in!! and this poem is soooo funny! Thanks for always making me smile. |
| Posted by A. Paige White on 04/05/07 at 06:35 PM Thanks for the chuckles Dave! My son is 18 and has stopped up my sink several times. Shaved head is in... and he's very hairy too, lol... |
| Posted by Charlie Morgan on 04/05/07 at 08:49 PM ...dave--and a lovely play-ride on this train of cute, carrying the real, been so busy with different things i haven't been able to read a lot of peeps stuff, i'm glad i stopped here...again, lovely, lovely rhyming and wordage...still grinning!...peace, chaz |
| Posted by Jennifer Ragan on 04/07/07 at 12:27 AM HA! I use to be a hair stylist and some days I wished the whole world was bald! Very fun write:) |
| Posted by Elizabeth Jill on 04/08/07 at 11:16 PM p l e a s e
k e e p
b e i n g
b e i n g
and all otherwises that come along with you!
a d o r a b l e - p o e m ! |
| Posted by Elizabeth Jill on 04/08/07 at 11:22 PM ( I was bald until I turned 3. Nobody thought I'd ever have any hair. Then it started sprouting. It came up the color of sour cream. Heh!) |
| Posted by Joan Serratelli on 04/27/07 at 11:55 AM I couldn't help but laugh as I read this wonderfully delightful piece. My husband laments the loss of his hair, while you revel in it. The repetition was quite effective |
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