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Alpha Lovin'

by Janine Euladia

Hey Babee,
I want some alpha lovin'
Beta won't do
Nor will some feller
Who's fixin' his hair in the loo

The others don't seem
To know what to do
But I know I will ...
Get that from you

Hey Babee,
I want some alpha lovin,
Smooth like an avocado
wrap yer arms around me
Take me to your grotto

I'm sure you're the kind of man
Who can tell me what he wants
I've read your impassioned poetry
With all dem fancy fonts

Hey Babee,
I want some alpha lovin'
Beta won't do
It's you I want to capture
For some unrelenting rapture

02/24/2007

Author's Note: And it just gets more and more primitive, I dwell in my cave and write on the walls...

Posted on 02/24/2007
Copyright © 2026 Janine Euladia

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Soulo Jacob Bourgeau on 02/24/07 at 07:39 AM

uhm, I'm, uhm, at loss for one syllable words to voice my thoughts here. aw, heck: me laugh, me like!

Posted by Joe Cramer on 02/24/07 at 11:40 AM

I'm with SJB.... ugh.... me like!!!

Posted by Genevieve Sturrock on 02/25/07 at 01:55 AM

I love this!

Posted by Kathleen Wilson on 02/26/07 at 07:56 PM

Oh my gosh--I am laughing and smiling my way all through this. I agree completely. Big giggles over "I've read your impassioned poetry With all dem fancy fonts". "Smooth like an avocado" of a poem, full of "unrelenting rapture"... I want to hear it sung!

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 02/27/07 at 03:21 AM

Thanks for this refreshing bit of fun!!

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