Beware of Uncles spud gun, Be right on your toes. Last time he fired his spud gun The spud went up his nose. It went up his right nostril, Then rattled round his head, Missed his brain completely And out his left instead!
09/18/2006
Very funny! My son used to make and shoot these silly things. Some were big barreled and pretty scary. The worst was when he forgot to take a piece of potato out of the gun, it sat around for many weeks, and the stench was unbelievable!!!
Very humorous and brought back some OLD memories!
Yup...you're infected with rhymes disease too;)