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sympathy card.
by Andrew S Adamsdear (your name.)
i am so saddened to hear of your loss
i had to act at once;
good old (insert deceased's name) was
truly a great (Gender identifier.)
because i care so much about
you, i rushed to my grocery store
and immediately bought you
a card, which for
$2.99, neatly summarizes
my exact emotions about
(name)'s death.
i picked the one with the
prettiest flower on the front
because
they all kind of said the same thing.
i am saddened by your loss.
sincerely,
(my name.)
05/25/2006 Posted on 05/25/2006
Copyright © 2025 Andrew S Adams
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Dave Fitzgerald on 05/25/06 at 07:36 AM Excellent lol sums up the card industry as a whole. Well done mate. |
| Posted by Vere Mantratriad on 05/28/06 at 06:14 PM Isn't that a shame? |
| Posted by Genevieve Sturrock on 12/11/06 at 05:03 PM and what else can we do to express our feelings of sympathy without imposing our own sense of loss upon the grieving? |
| Posted by Genevieve Sturrock on 12/11/06 at 05:04 PM and how else to express our sympathy without imposing upon the grieving?...I am often at a loss in these situations. |
| Posted by Meghan Helmich on 07/10/08 at 08:12 PM i'd rather have hallmark say it thus than sound insincere with my own personal cynicism. but your poem definitely hallmarks the hallmarks. :) |
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