#2 Herself by Kyle Anne KishHerself's worries were not for naught, because she spent the following day doing just what she had worried so much about the evening before... sweeping up clouds from the fallen sky.
Once packaged and stored in her freezer, she checked Herself's messages.
Luckily, Herself's Friend, being the true Friend she was, responded quickly and in kind.
Friend wrote:
Dear Herself:
Thank you for your question. I am indeed a much learned person. The answer to your question is simple. Clouds can be kept in a freezer for up to 90 days. After that, they begin to lose their buoyancy and are impossible to return to the sky. At that point, the only thing that can be done, is to break them into tiny pieces (I've found a wooden mallet works best) and scatter them by plane into the ocean (away from swimmers, surfers, and boaters, although if you have a vendetta against the aforementioned, it would be a hard-to-trace crime). I am happy to provide you with this information for my usual nominal fee of one visit from you. If the fee is not collected by Friday, March 3, 2006, it will be doubled.
Perhaps you can help me with a question I have been pondering. It concerns my obsession with the musician, Joe Jackson. I have acquired about 50 of his CD's, including bootlegs, and my collection is nearly complete. I have his book, and several pieces of memorabilia. I would like to add a few more things, but I am not feeling any compulsory drives to do so. All in good time, my friend. I am enjoying what I have already. My problem is that I want desperately to take my obsession to a higher level. I want to believe in it... know that it is bringing me closer to my goal, even if that goal is a fantasy or some pie-in-the-sky type of dream. But I can't decide, I can't even imagine what I would ever want to do for or get from Joe Jackson. Marrying him would be a feat, but I don't think he'd go for that since he lives in England and I want to stay here with Tim. Being on stage with him would be exciting, but not for him, and I said higher level, didn't I. Writing something that he would read and be inspired by seems a likely recourse, but the chances are too great that I would never know it, even if it did happen. I think this thing has to be more transcendental... involving magic, I suppose. Do you have any suggestions? I am willing to climb a tree at midnight, wearing men's clothes and no make up, and eat a whole bag of marshmallows which I previously burned in a ritual involving real fire! Do you think this will help? I just don't want my obsession to fall into the category of "common household variety" or worse, see myself as "just a fan." I am truly distraught and I will be very grateful for whatever creative inspiration you can lend to this issue.
Most Sincerely, Friend
02/27/2006 Author's Note: Writing this in conjunction with Friend.
Posted on 02/28/2006 Copyright © 2024 Kyle Anne Kish
Member Comments on this Poem |
Posted by Michelle Angelini on 04/17/06 at 05:39 PM One friend helping another. Yes...I love this series. I learned a long time ago that many people don't think about the "relationship" we have with ourselves, but it is an important one.
~Chelle~ |
Posted by Mary Ellen Smith on 04/19/06 at 06:11 PM Oh this is very funny...but your friend I fear is on the very edge of becoming a stalker...lol |
Posted by Rhonda Maneki on 02/16/07 at 11:18 PM Sweetheart! I'm having so many smiles today because of you. |
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