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Junk Food Junkie

by Fredrich Mohre

My woman be sayin’ I’m a junk food junkie;
Put sugar in my veins-it make me wild and funky,
No bling, no ice, no grills on me.....
rather have a date with Little Debbie
or a lunch with Sarah Lee.
Got no 'Lac, Got no Beamers.
I get my high from a dozen Krispy Kremers.
Got no Nine, but I got my "Mac"...
bought it hot this morning at the Micky Dee shack.


Cause I'm a junk food- a real junk food junkie.
Can't get enough of Ben and Jerry's 'Chunky Monkey'
Cause I'm a junk food--I mean a junk food junkie.
Spread that Peter Pan, make it smooth or even chunky.

Emmemanem is just a candy, In my eyes anyway;
Only rapper that I know is on a Milky Way.
Burger King, Taco Bell and Wendy Burger places;
just a few of the sites that my appetite embraces.
Ding Dongs, Twinkies or a honey bun will do;
chase it with some Cheetos or a Snicker bar or two.,br>
Cause I’m a junk food, a real big a junk food junkie.
Carbohydrates in my brain - it make me hot and spunky.

Calaries and cholesterol, they don't bother me,
Just chased my forty down with a Hardee's Double Cheese.
No gold, No diamonds,and fronts just ain't my thing.
only Ice is on my crown that I got at Burger King.

Cause I'm a Junk Food...a bad bad Junk Food Junkie...
chase it with a Diet Coke, so by butt's not fat and hunky.

I drempt the other night that I died and went to heaven.
Doritos lined the Pearly Gates just like a Seven-Eleven.
Saint Pete waved me in, said, '"You did good while's you alive."
Hurry in, take a right, the dessert bar starts at five"

Cause up here we be Junk Food...I mean Junk Food Junkies
Angel food in the brain makes us all go wild and funky,
We be Junk Food ....Junk Food Junkies
Heavenly Hash is what we crave,
so we all get hot and spunky ...
We all Junk Food.....
Ju-ju-ju-ju-ju junk food....,br> Junk Food......Junk Food Junkies.....
JUNK FOOD JUNKIIIEEES........

06/06/2006

Posted on 01/31/2006
Copyright © 2026 Fredrich Mohre

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Mike Loftis on 03/24/08 at 02:06 PM

Very clever. I got a good chuckle from this.

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