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have your cake and i'll eat it 4 you

by Robin Patterson

i once thought i was clever
but that was a mistake
for no one else understood
just why i ate her cake

so eat it did i really do
tho' it was her wedding day
she never completely understood
what i was trying to say

you see i knew a secret
about her groom to be
last night he was with the maid of honor
and the other three!

01/02/2006

Posted on 01/03/2006
Copyright © 2024 Robin Patterson

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Soulo Jacob Bourgeau on 01/03/06 at 01:51 AM

*Thanks for the laugh, though I feel guilty for some reaon...

Posted by Melissa Arel on 01/03/06 at 04:27 PM

You're so funny :)

Posted by Mara Meade on 01/05/06 at 03:41 AM

BWAH HAH AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh yeah. I know this kind of secret, and durn... that cake is mighty fine indeed...

Posted by Charles E Minshall on 02/01/06 at 04:34 AM

Funtastic....Charlie

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