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Santa is voting NDP
by J. P. DaviesSanta is voting NDP
to keep the fantasy alive
while all those voting Green
are out on the hamper drive.
Jesus votes for no one
but the Conservatives swear he will
put the queers back in their place
and Mr. Harper on the hill.
Liberal all are dressed in red
and cash green from the scandal
all the while Mr. Layton finds
it all too much to handle.
The Bloc just want to party up
and go home with some gifts
more tweaking with the Language Act
and toys for separatists.
Me I'll sit and watch TV
drink Egg Nog and Bacardi
on election day say screw 'em all
vote Marijuana Party.
12/22/2005 Author's Note: Merry Electionmas!!
Posted on 12/23/2005
Copyright © 2024 J. P. Davies
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Trisha De Gracia on 12/24/05 at 11:00 PM HAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!! :D |
| Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 12/26/05 at 07:39 PM Accurate capture Jordan of the current political climate in Canada. It's scary at how soooo much I can relate to this. I may live in Ottawa, but I too am one of the "little people." May the best PC win. |
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