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how to make love to a woman(men only) by Charlie Morganyour first move:
on saturday while you're lazing about
and the buzzer to the washer goes off
get your butt up and switch the clothes
to the dryer--it's right beside the washer.
that sets up the second move:
just about the time she starts
to rest for moment from her cleaning
grab the vacuum and finish those
two kids' room and the master bedroom.
now, you're ready for the kill:
about 6:00 or so ask them--kids too,
where they'd like to go to eat
and what'd they want to do next,
then do it with a big heart.
later, as you two crawl into bed,
you kiss and hug because
you've been making love
all day, and you're beat.
11/14/2005
Posted on 11/14/2005 Copyright © 2025 Charlie Morgan
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Elle O'Connor on 11/14/05 at 04:47 PM ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Charlie!!! I call dibs if you're ever available!!!! |
| Posted by Elle O'Connor on 11/14/05 at 04:47 PM ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Charlie!!! I call dibs if you're ever available!!!! |
| Posted by Elle O'Connor on 11/14/05 at 04:48 PM oops,, my finger was overly enthusiastic! |
| Posted by Shonda Chrissonberry on 11/15/05 at 12:00 AM So that's how a real man does it. Thanks for the info Chaz....now I know what to expect if I ever find a real man. :) |
| Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 11/19/05 at 01:45 AM Well...as the first man to respond, let me say Chaz...you devil. Absolutely brilliant. Excellent descriptive inversion going on here, that leaves fellow wordsmiths only shaking their heads as to why they didn't see it first. Touché! |
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