A Whoopee Tie One On by Charles E MinshallWhoopee tie one on With fine tasting bourbon, Gonna tie one on For bourbon I'm thirstin'.
I might tie one on With a few martini's, When I tie one on I hope for no d.t.'s.
Whoopee tie one on From dusk until dawn, Then I'll be found Dead drunk on the lawn.
11/13/2005 Author's Note: I drink very little this just popped into mind...Charlie
Posted on 11/14/2005 Copyright © 2024 Charles E Minshall
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Posted by Michelle Angelini on 11/14/05 at 03:08 AM Sheesh, Charlie I'm laughing so loud that someone will probably think I've lost my mind! But who cares?? You, sir, are the greatest! ;-)
~Chelle~ |
Posted by Nicole D Gregory on 11/15/05 at 06:34 PM :) ... Might I join you with a Chicago Skyline martini at Jilly's on Rush Street? Loved this! Very fun! ~N |
Posted by Graeme Fielden on 11/16/05 at 03:54 AM haha...watch thos DT's Chalie or your knot may not knot...;) |
Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 11/19/05 at 01:25 AM Shore shore Mr. Martini; look who's paiting the kettle black. But seriously, what a fun piece to read, no matter one's alcoholic persuasion. Nicely approaches the inebriated heydays of the 60s Dean Martin variety show, complete with sky shots of Can Can girls. |
Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 11/19/05 at 01:54 AM Yep! This poem is saved by the last line! LOL!! A little farce, a lot of smiles, poking fun at one of society's ills or evils (depending on point of view). From an original prohibitionist, Que! ;) |
Posted by Max Bouillet on 12/04/05 at 03:04 PM I don't drink too often either, but this one has me thirstin' for a good drink. Great and fun read! :) |
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