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A Whoopee Tie One On

by Charles E Minshall

Whoopee tie one on
With fine tasting bourbon,
Gonna tie one on
For bourbon I'm thirstin'.

I might tie one on
With a few martini's,
When I tie one on
I hope for no d.t.'s.

Whoopee tie one on
From dusk until dawn,
Then I'll be found
Dead drunk on the lawn.

11/13/2005

Author's Note: I drink very little this just popped into mind...Charlie

Posted on 11/14/2005
Copyright © 2024 Charles E Minshall

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Michelle Angelini on 11/14/05 at 03:08 AM

Sheesh, Charlie I'm laughing so loud that someone will probably think I've lost my mind! But who cares?? You, sir, are the greatest! ;-)
~Chelle~

Posted by Nicole D Gregory on 11/15/05 at 06:34 PM

:) ... Might I join you with a Chicago Skyline martini at Jilly's on Rush Street? Loved this! Very fun! ~N

Posted by Graeme Fielden on 11/16/05 at 03:54 AM

haha...watch thos DT's Chalie or your knot may not knot...;)

Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 11/19/05 at 01:25 AM

Shore shore Mr. Martini; look who's paiting the kettle black. But seriously, what a fun piece to read, no matter one's alcoholic persuasion. Nicely approaches the inebriated heydays of the 60s Dean Martin variety show, complete with sky shots of Can Can girls.

Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 11/19/05 at 01:54 AM

Yep! This poem is saved by the last line! LOL!! A little farce, a lot of smiles, poking fun at one of society's ills or evils (depending on point of view). From an original prohibitionist, Que! ;)

Posted by Max Bouillet on 12/04/05 at 03:04 PM

I don't drink too often either, but this one has me thirstin' for a good drink. Great and fun read! :)

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