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Diamonds

by Charles E Minshall

She has diamonds on her fingers,
And diamonds on her toes.
A diamond in her middle,
And a diamond on her nose.

She has diamonds for her ears
And diamonds in her hair.
She has a lot of diamonds,
Diamonds everywhere.

She has a lot of glitter,
She has a lot of flash.
Bought by a sugar daddy
That has a lot of cash.

10/09/2005

Posted on 10/09/2005
Copyright © 2025 Charles E Minshall

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by JD Clay on 10/10/05 at 02:47 AM

Sounds like she's a walkin' talkin' pawn shop, Charlie. Good stuff. pe4ce...

Posted by Michelle Angelini on 10/10/05 at 02:52 AM

Diamond girl - I hope she's not your daughter! Very funny Charlie.

Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 10/10/05 at 12:02 PM

An early morning chuckle (good for anytime of day actually). Usual great humor!

Posted by Lori I Wolfe on 10/10/05 at 01:31 PM

All I want to know is where can I get me one of them Sugar Daddys? Fun piece!

Posted by Mary Ellen Smith on 10/11/05 at 12:57 AM

great fun...love to see what inspired this....

Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 10/11/05 at 02:17 PM

There's a certain sadness to this poem in the sheer amount of diamonds that a woman feels she must wear to advertise (?) her wealth and station. I know you probably didn't intend the poem this way Charlie, but that's what came to mind.

Posted by Nicole D Gregory on 10/11/05 at 08:24 PM

Uh-huh! Can I be her? I like the fact that she's all sparkly because she's being well taken care of (maybe) ... She's got the diamonds(and sparkle) and he's got the girl... mutual... ~N

Posted by Graeme Fielden on 10/12/05 at 02:29 AM

haha...thanks for the chuckles, Charlie. This is great! btw - do you reckon those diamonds in her nose turn to emeralds when she gets a cold? ;)

Posted by Kate Demeree on 10/13/05 at 01:29 AM

LOLOL.... Oh Charlie! You have the greatest sense of humor! I love this one... it made me grin from ear to ear! (and let me tell you that is a long journey)

Posted by Karl Waldbauer on 10/17/05 at 07:27 AM

Congratulations on POTD. This poem gave me such a good laugh! Thanks for putting me in such a good mood, Charlie.

Posted by Graeme Fielden on 10/17/05 at 07:34 AM

A great choice for POTD. Congrats Charlie!

Posted by Anne Boulender on 10/17/05 at 08:57 AM

didn't paul simon write a song about this already?

Posted by Charlie Morgan on 10/17/05 at 06:12 PM

...lucy in the skyyyyy...charlie, love this lil' ditty and yea, behind every diamond-ladened woman is aah suga daddy!!! good one charlie, peace, chaz and congrats on POTD--deserved!!

Posted by JD Clay on 10/18/05 at 02:21 AM

This shiny little gem makes my wallet ache, hehe! Congratulations on becoming The Bejeweled Poet Of The Day, Charlie. pe4ce...

Posted by Jane E Pearce on 10/19/05 at 11:26 PM

Charlie. this is the best you have ever done-so funny and a wonderful rhythm. It made my day the first time I was able to try to get on the PC. I'm doing OK but it will be better as time goes on.

Posted by Mo Couts on 07/19/11 at 03:05 AM

Sooo funny! And definitely makes me curious about where I can go about acquiring one of those sugar daddies! Lmao and jk!

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