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The Size Of Her Grin

by Jeffrey Parren

The size of her grin
Almost accommodated my manhood
Not to brag
I tried to please her always
How can a man tell if his woman is happy (with him)?

The size of her grin
Fluctuated accordingly with my manhood
Hard work
Our connection developed doubt
How can I tell if I am deserving of you?

The size of her grin
Fled the scene at sight of my manhood
Oversized
My ego and pride blocked the sun
How can I be more romantic?

The size of her grin
Stifled and squelched my manhood
Let down
I wasnÂ’t important anymore
How can I erase her grin from my memory?

04/27/2005

Author's Note: Inspired by a wording coined by Maria Howard…no women were hurt while writing this poem.

Posted on 04/27/2005
Copyright © 2024 Jeffrey Parren

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Maria Terezia Ferencz on 04/28/05 at 01:21 AM

The size of my grin is directly proportionate to the size of your uhhhhhhhhh nevermind (Ron Jeremy).........;) loving it.....

Posted by Charlie Morgan on 04/28/05 at 01:29 AM

...jeffrey, am i gonna have to come over there...and spank you?...what's this about, it's vague... ;-0 gittter done!...peace, chaz

Posted by Kyle Anne Kish on 04/30/05 at 07:00 AM

Jeffrey? Did I read this correctly? Do you mean "manhood" in the way I think? If so, then this is an incredibly funny poem. If not, it's sadly funny.

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