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Hung Like Ron Jeremy
by Jeffrey ParrenI am hung like Ron Jeremy
My gut hangs over my belt
But you weren't really interested
In the body anyway
It was the title
That enticed.
04/26/2005 Author's Note: I really don't have that big of a gut...but I wanted to make people laugh..."LOL's" a plenty please! :)
Posted on 04/27/2005
Copyright © 2024 Jeffrey Parren
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Maria Terezia Ferencz on 04/27/05 at 02:05 AM Yep isn't that the truth....if you looked like I did you know what you were really looking for...smile and then admit it LOL :) I am glad the words came back... |
| Posted by Traci Mabats on 04/27/05 at 03:01 AM Lol, you know us too well. |
| Posted by Charlie Morgan on 04/27/05 at 03:05 PM ...jeffrey, this is a no-comment comment...peace, chaz made you wonder, eh? |
| Posted by Amanda Bullington on 05/24/05 at 03:43 AM *laughs* reminds me of il dottore, from commedia dell'arte... |
| Posted by Glenn Currier on 07/03/05 at 04:52 AM Inticed and laughing... I had to see what this boast was like. I don't know you well and I thought that this might be an interesting way to find out what is underneath, so to speak. Fun poem. |
| Posted by Meghan Helmich on 08/08/08 at 07:54 PM fun! |
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