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Ignition
by Jeffrey ParrenListening as R. Kelly speaks with such swagger
Braggin' all about how he bagged her
When he stuck his key in her ignition
Too bad she wasn't under her own cognition
Glamour and lights, R. Kelly uses flashing devices
To magically cause a loss of gripes with vices
When her daddy calls, she is busy gettin' dirrrrty
Too bad she is 14, and he is over thirrrrty 04/22/2005 Author's Note: Now I am as much a fan of R. Kelly as the next guy, so don't get me wrong here, but like Dave Chappelle says: "Any real fan of R. Kelly wouldn't let that scandal stop him, because if you were paying attention to his music, all these years, you might have seen it coming like I did..."
Posted on 04/22/2005
Copyright © 2024 Jeffrey Parren
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Charlie Morgan on 04/23/05 at 12:37 AM ...jeffrey, good kicker here, you keep it fair, we are what we do everyday, ala Aristotle, so if you talk about, what's next, eh? good poetics and love the point that one can't escape...peace, cha |
| Posted by Maria Terezia Ferencz on 04/27/05 at 09:38 AM Ouch Ouch Ouch....this hurts in a good way! |
| Posted by Glenn Currier on 07/03/05 at 04:56 AM To be honest I read this because of the red letters, but was intrigued by your clever poem and your poetic rendition... Makes me curious. Your rhymes skip across the lines to the delight of the funny bone and the mind. |
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