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Bill Clinton and the Queen
by Fredrich MohreBill Clinton met Queen Elizabeth
in London, one fine day.
Their meetings and their treaties done,
They thought theyd get away,
And took a horse and carriage ride,
Thru old London town.
They looked so grand and stately,
His top hat, her royal gown.
When somewhere near Trafalgars
Their carriage, rolling past.
The horse with vim and vigor
Ripped a flatulentic blast.
The Queen said, "Ohh, I must apologize,
That was so rude and course."
Bill just laughed and said, "No need,
Lizzie dear, I thought it was the HORSE!!"
04/21/1999 Author's Note: Just thought I'd have a bit of fun on Bill's behalf...
Posted on 04/21/2005
Copyright © 2024 Fredrich Mohre
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Charles E Minshall on 04/21/05 at 06:35 PM You had fun writing it and I had fun reading it.
Tis a real gas to read...Charlie |
| Posted by Mary Ellen Smith on 04/24/05 at 10:39 PM hahahahahahaha....clapping...great fun!!! |
| Posted by Mike Loftis on 03/29/08 at 02:49 PM This is laugh out loud, tears running funny. Thanks for writing it. |
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