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Farmers Wife

by Charles E Minshall

When the farmers wife
Cleaned out the barn,
She accidently spilled bleach
On some hidden mice.

Three blond mice,
Three blond mice,
They all ran after
The farmers wife.

She bleached their hair
Did the farmers wife,
Then she screamed
And ran for her life.

Three blond mice.

02/22/2005

Posted on 02/23/2005
Copyright © 2025 Charles E Minshall

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Anita Mac on 02/23/05 at 05:38 AM

This is terribly cute...

Posted by Melissa Arel on 02/23/05 at 02:17 PM

Very cute! :)

Posted by Michele Schottelkorb on 02/24/05 at 01:46 PM

you are adorable!

Posted by Kate Demeree on 02/24/05 at 09:37 PM

lolol.... tooo funny Charlie! I needed a laugh and found one here.... very well done!

Posted by Rusty C Arquette on 02/25/05 at 06:29 PM

Jeez Chuck! I think you're near the edge, ya' know?! You need to stay out of the kids books at the library or your going to wake up one day soon with Mother Goose lying next to you! (insert RCat laughter here) -

Posted by Mary Ellen Smith on 02/26/05 at 12:40 PM

Lol....too funny Charlie!

Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 02/27/05 at 01:42 AM

Very funny and clever take off on Three Blind Mice.

Posted by David R Spellman on 02/27/05 at 03:28 AM

I gotta agree with Rusty here - way too close to the edge... but too funny too!!!

Posted by Anne Howe on 02/27/05 at 12:17 PM

what a silly boy you are :) but a little light relief can go a long way.

Posted by Delilah Coyne on 03/18/06 at 04:23 AM

I jusy spit Coke on my keyboard! This is so funny.

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