Hey fool!

Who me?

Well, you the only fool around. Anyway, I saw your mama other day and I gotta tell ya,


Yo mama's so dumb,
she thinks asphalt is bowel trouble.

Yeah! Well, yo mama's teeth
are so crooked she eats corn thru a picket fence.

Zat right? And yo mama's cooking
is so bad the CIA wants it for war.

Unhuh, and yo mama's butt is so big
that if she hauls ass, it takes two trips.

Zat right? well, yo mama's head
is so square kids use it as first base.

Oh, I hear ya, and yo mama's so ugly
she sneaks up on water just to get a drink.

Yeah, yo mama's so homely they tied a
pork chop on her so the dogs would play with her.

Awh, zat right? Well, yo mama's feet are so smelly
that those same dogs follow her thinking it's food.



Hey!, you kids get in this house, and right now.

02/08/2005