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5 smelly senryus
by Melissa Arel
living with this man
i have suffered every day
with his many smells
moldy cheese and sweat
i search our place for the source
its your old sneakers
your stinky feet smell
the whole house wreaks of gas
a deadly combo
can you light a match?
i am ready to pass out
open the window!
every nights the same
a fart, sigh, and then a laugh
our son joins the fun
01/19/2005 Author's Note: Obviously these are about Josh.. :) Jacob thinks its funny, but I'm getting tired of it.
Posted on 01/20/2005
Copyright © 2025 Melissa Arel
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Tim D Livingston on 01/20/05 at 12:35 PM ahhh! that's disturbing. candles, baby, candles! and spray him down with lysol! down with the funk. |
| Posted by David R Spellman on 01/21/05 at 10:44 PM Too funny Melissa! |
| Posted by Charles E Minshall on 01/22/05 at 11:18 PM These are a gas Mel...Charlie |
| Posted by Christel Crews on 01/25/05 at 01:08 AM this had me laughing rather hard.. thanks for the laughtime :) guys are so stinky... |
| Posted by Soulo Jacob Bourgeau on 01/16/06 at 04:54 PM Hilarious! I'm sorry you must live with such malodorous miscreants. |
| Posted by Soulo Jacob Bourgeau on 01/16/06 at 04:55 PM Hilarious! I'm sorry you must live with such malodorous miscreants. |
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