Always Read the Instruction Manual Thoroughly by Max BouilletLast night my wife and I
bought a copy of the Kama Sutra.
We skipped a few chapters
and began to put ourselves together.
After a while, it became obvious
that we hadnt followed the instructions correctly.
I kept poking her contacts out,
my arm was turning blue,
and we were stuck.
Before loosing consciousness,
we managed to roll to the phone
and dial 911.
The afterglow of an intimate rendezvous
should never include a crowbar,
axel grease, and five snickering
Emergency Medical Technicians. 05/20/2004 Author's Note: I know, I know.
Posted on 05/20/2004 Copyright © 2024 Max Bouillet
Member Comments on this Poem |
Posted by Thomas K. Hunt on 05/20/04 at 10:31 PM lol...this is great Max...not what I expected at all from the title...Excellent fun read |
Posted by Rula Shin on 05/20/04 at 10:41 PM OMG! Ouch and *blush* Hahahahahaha! Max...oh the hilarity of this scene! Good one :-) |
Posted by Ginette T Belle on 05/20/04 at 10:56 PM oh dear...you make me laugh...i just hope you're okay and you are always still able to write the AMAZING poetry that you contribute here... |
Posted by Alex Smyth on 05/20/04 at 11:31 PM From this day forward I will always wonder if those machines at the gas stations sometimes dispense protective eyeware:D |
Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 05/21/04 at 02:26 AM Hahaha! Too funny! And for some reason not a bit sexy! hehehehe! |
Posted by Graeme Fielden on 05/21/04 at 12:16 PM this is why you should never attempt such debauchery without covering yourself in whipped cream & jello...i hope you've learnt your lesson...haha ;) |
Posted by Michele Schottelkorb on 05/21/04 at 02:01 PM ahaha, graeme... max... this was way too funny... hilarity aside, i'd be curious to know how many this has happened to... poet excluded... mwuahahahaha... *grin* |
Posted by JD Clay on 05/23/04 at 07:52 PM After reading your last resort title, the first two lines blew me away, and the rest of this rousing poem is a total crack-up. Just be thankful they didn't have to call in the jaws of life, hehe!
Pe4ce... |
Posted by Mara Meade on 05/24/04 at 12:13 PM BWAH HAH HAH! Oh, how even our best intentions can go awry...in ways we never dreamed! |
Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 05/25/04 at 05:32 PM Hysterical, but not so hard to imagine!! Thanks for the lunch hour laugh. |
Posted by Amanda J Cobb on 05/26/04 at 06:58 PM Oh my. This had me laughing SO HARD my cat gave me weird looks. Another piece of humorous brilliance. A part of me wonders if this is any way based on a true story (yours or anothers'), but part of me doesn't want to know and just enjoy this as it is.
Glad to see you active once more, we've missed you. |
Posted by Lauren Singer on 10/24/04 at 11:02 PM hahaha. this is sweet. it is. even if its embarassing, you gotta say, "aww!" :) i love this. |
Posted by Maryellen Lebeda-Parra on 12/20/04 at 07:54 AM hahahahahahaha |
Posted by Maria Terezia Ferencz on 08/16/06 at 09:50 PM I am roaring with laughter, this is so funny. How'd I miss this? Love this. |
Posted by Jean Mollett on 10/03/06 at 03:27 AM Hi Max,
Great write. Oh my, I say what a moment. A big ouch and blush, indeed. Yes, it sure wasn't funny at the time. Yet, ya would have to laugh afterwards.
Later in life, you two can look back and then have a big laugh together. |
Posted by Jean Mollett on 10/03/06 at 03:28 AM Yes, always read the manual book thru first. |
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