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Of Bikes and Men
by Traci MabatsDusty: Sex is just like riding a bike.
You never forget how.
Me: Yeah, and the poor bike just sits there
and feels used. 04/16/2004 Author's Note: Okay, I think I should clarify that this was an actual conversation I had between a friend of mine and his other friend. I'll never forget his reaction when I said that. He laughed himself silly. And I was being semi-serious. Lol. Ah, men. Can't live with 'em, and can't ride 'em like a bike. :P
Posted on 04/16/2004
Copyright © 2025 Traci Mabats
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Rula Shin on 04/16/04 at 03:38 PM Hahahaha! Oh this is great...I love the biting sarcasm and the analogy...thanks for making me chuckle so much! :-) |
| Posted by Maureen Glaude on 04/16/04 at 05:39 PM sometimes you even need the brakes for sex, too!
great analogy, well done. |
| Posted by Ashok Sharda on 04/19/04 at 02:56 PM Yes, the sarcasm is so evident and well pronounced. |
| Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 04/20/04 at 02:51 AM A woman is like a bike also. You have to gradually change gears to get her warmed up and move faster. Mind you, as we men get older it takes longer for us to go from 0 to 60mph. LOL! Maybe not poetry, but certainly thought and opinion provoking. :o) |
| Posted by Jon-Jacob F Deal on 04/30/04 at 03:36 PM Actually, you can ride a man like a bike... Gives a whole new meaning to the term "banana seat." ;) |
| Posted by Soulo Jacob Bourgeau on 01/15/06 at 09:22 PM great analogy! |
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