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A Recipe for Disaster...

by J. P. Davies

Ingredients:

1 Part--------------------------Jock

1 Part--------------------------Musician

1 part--------------------------Actor

2-------------------------------Gorgeous, Talented, Half-Asian Women

liberal helpings of:------------Emo music (Ex. The Juliana Theory,
Taking Back Sunday,Pedro The Lion
Dashboard Confessional)

1-------------------------------Heart (Diced, Sliced, Ground or Tenderised)

Too Many------------------------Conflicting Emotions

Several-------------------------Strange Dreams



Directions:

Mix 1 parts Jock, Musician, and Actor together and form into 1

large gingerbread man. Then add 2 Gorgeous, Talnted, Half-Asian

Women(place one on his head and one on his heart). Stir in liberal

helpings of Emo music until drips of water are running out of

cookies eyes. Now take the cookies heart throw it in a blender

and put on "Frappe"...replace. Add in a tad too many Conflicting

Emotions and several Strange Dreams... Bake this at 100,000 degrees

Celcius for three days in a Chronic Insomnia oven...



Your result should look something like this:

11/27/2003

Author's Note: Borrowed the idea off of Trish...

Posted on 11/27/2003
Copyright © 2022 J. P. Davies

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Barbara Griffith on 11/27/03 at 08:38 PM

There'sd potential here, but it all seems really awkward in how you set it up.

Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 11/28/03 at 02:17 PM

LMAO! At least at the photo. Sounds like one of those recipes that with only a slight variation could result in any number of mutations. In any case, really like the different style of writing, ie: a recipe to express this.

Posted by Barbara Griffith on 11/28/03 at 07:52 PM

**updated comment** I like this style waaaayy better that how it was first arranged.

Posted by Leslie Ann Eisenberg on 11/30/03 at 07:08 AM

(place one on his head and one on his heart) - great line....hilarious piece, very original, love the pic, dude!

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