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the master of the universe takes government

by Cymbre Dolphay

I wish I could be
an airhead high school chic
able to giggle my own name
while making all the guys adore
my lack of mentality
and taste of any kind

To have a depth of negative
would be rather amusing
and quite liberating
imagine: no insightful thoughts
to clutter up my pretty empty head

I'd be oh so popular
for no other reason
than my own bloated ego
and the fact that my parents
have more money than brains

I'd also be hated
by people less wonderful than me
but they wouldn't matter
because I'm pretty and popular
and they're just not

11/13/2003

Author's Note: Written for Megan. And dripping with enough sarcasm to drown a truckload of sea monkeys.

Posted on 11/14/2003
Copyright © 2024 Cymbre Dolphay

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Andrew S Adams on 11/14/03 at 03:38 AM

like, oh my god i know!

Posted by Ginette T Belle on 11/14/03 at 03:39 AM

love the blatant scarcasm and the undeniable truth bleeding from within....awesome poem...

Posted by Beth K Hannah on 11/15/03 at 11:23 PM

you mean, i am not suppose to be airheaded to get people to like me?! Oh my...well, this changes everything..... I heart sarcasm

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