Bonnie Adams Dared Me

by Kristine Briese

There once was a girl from Flin Flon
whose bathroom trips didn't take long.
When an old lady asked her
how come she was faster
she said, "I've no underwear on!"


Author's Note: Bonnie says Flin Flon is a real place in Manitoba, Canada.

Posted on 11/01/2003
Copyright © 2022 Kristine Briese

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Rachelle Howe on 11/01/03 at 06:52 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! *GRIN* This owns. like whoa. rock. great advice, bonnie! and awesome piece, doll!

Posted by Maureen Glaude on 11/01/03 at 10:27 PM

this is so funny. Yes, Flin Flon is real and not too popular in this house, as my hubby had a bad fall in the hotel there last year, when they had no safety mats in the tubs, on a business trip. It sounds like quite the inimitable town. I've heard some scathing references. Well done.

Posted by Cole Miller on 11/04/03 at 02:12 AM

heehee, this ones a lot of fun.

Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 11/06/03 at 05:37 PM

Gadzuuks! It took a yank to put an obscure Canadian hickup of a town on the map. And yes it does exist, just don't blink or you'll miss it. Now Bonnie, should we spill the beans that Winnipeg in the same province is in fact known only to Canadians as Winterpeg.

Posted by Charles E Minshall on 11/26/03 at 01:52 AM

Flin Flon Fun....Charlie

Posted by George Hoerner on 12/17/08 at 02:57 PM

I spent time in Kamsack and Swan River. I know Flin Flon exists but I was not allowed to go there when my parents did in the early 50's.

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