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topic: tubby geek, pull your pants up! [explicit spoof!]
by Rachelle Howeno, i won't date you.
who does he think he is,
asking me out like this
in front of the entire school?!
what an idiot. he should know better.
he should know what his place is,
at my feet, with the rest of them.
grovel, you fools! i'm the princess of this
godforsaken place, and i rule it with loose thighs.
but none of this mattered,
late at night, in the dark corners of his room
with only an eager hand
and her picture to keep him occupied. 10/16/2003 Author's Note: ROFLMAO! OHmygod. this is hilarious. what a spoof. this is a JOKE GUYS. so uh, take it that way. and Gabe Ricard be hanged for his retarded topics! I <3 GABE!
Posted on 10/16/2003
Copyright © 2024 Rachelle Howe
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Kristine Briese on 10/16/03 at 06:23 PM *cackling* |
| Posted by Ginette T Belle on 10/17/03 at 02:12 PM i love ya sister...this is awesome... |
| Posted by Don Coffman on 10/19/03 at 07:34 AM Oh, that is fing hilarious. I love how you do those 'thoughts' among your poetry. So very groovy. |
| Posted by Quinlan L Gibson on 10/30/03 at 03:10 PM lmao, I love this! and that's all i can say! |
| Posted by Lori Johnson on 10/31/03 at 03:58 PM LOL, so you CAN be lighthearted, huh? LMAO
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