Quite the brain teasing connect the dots exercise here. I like how you defy the dehumanizing nature of the factory as noted in that last line.

All excellent points previously commented on, so I'll just smile and say that it was enjoyed once again. :)

*at a loss for words*

but who exactly took whom? bwhahaha. as for me, my one-stop-crack would be people who don't know how to tip their waitresses.