Don't Support the Government! by Mainon A SchwartzHe kissed me, and I found myself
Supporting responsive legislation.
But am I representing my constituents
(Even the ghetto of my rundown heart?)
Or am I catering to special interest groups
(Like PETA, screaming
Please Enjoy This Action!)?
This is a political hot potato: I'm afraid
The paparazzi will pop up, asking me
Questions I can't answer, and taking
Pictures of my discomfiture
To titillate viewers on the nightly news.
Such crisis demands immediate action:
I'll call in the National Guard to decide
If I should kiss this man, and if
Yes, does this mean the previous
Lame d(u)ck Representative has been
Erased from public memory?
We'll settle this democratically; I'll collect
The ballots after I dodge his hanging
Chad, and avoid Reading His Lips with mine.
Or I'll urge a boycott of my speeches, and
Perhaps impeach myself. Chant along
With me, and bring your picket signs:
Don't support the government!
Your vote's a sign of confidence
That's really not deserved. 08/11/2003 Posted on 08/11/2003 Copyright © 2024 Mainon A Schwartz
Member Comments on this Poem |
Posted by Amber B on 08/11/03 at 07:17 PM Perfect for all the political goings on lately... or just in general an all around fabulous poem! Lovely! :) |
Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 08/11/03 at 08:13 PM Don't know which side of the political fence you are on! That sounds like a good politician. LOL!! |
Posted by Max Bouillet on 08/13/03 at 10:24 PM Cheeky and playful. Excellent comparisons. |
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