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Only Average After All
by Lacy D PhillipsStatement: Yes, I am wearing pin stripes with tye dye.
Truth: Women are too dependent on the gods of Fashion to establish confidence.
We should take a lesson from men.
Men can neglect shaving for days,
and wear the same t-shirt for weeks on end.
They never pluck, polish
buff or exfoliate
and can still maintain
a near-perfect self image
so long as (they believe) they possess
an above-average-sized cock. 07/10/2003 Posted on 07/12/2003
Copyright © 2025 Lacy D Phillips
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Jean Mollett on 07/15/03 at 06:18 AM Hi Lacy,
Good one. Hee! Hee! Ya caught me off guard with this. Specially at the end. I don't think ya want lessons from men, they do stink after awhile, & looks pretty nasty after awhile too. Specially when they don't keep clean, etc. Some men think their God's gift to women. Boy, have they got alot to learn. Right?? Hee! Hee! Jean |
| Posted by Vimal Rony on 07/22/03 at 10:05 PM Well yeah lol caught me offguard.I never ever thought of such an ending.The tongue in cheek "(they believe)" really made me laugh.Wonderful write. |
| Posted by Vimal Rony on 07/22/03 at 10:06 PM And the title is clever too. |
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