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Moron

by Madeline Pestolesi

Talk about titties.
Talk about cars.
Talk about sports.
And that time you drank a 40 of Old English.
I guess when you're only 22,
It's not quite as obvious how stupid you sound
When all you have to brag about
Is some drunk girl you once took advantage of.
I know I've done stupid things too,
But it's people like you that make me LONG
For intelligent conversation
That doesn't revolve around
How much better American cars are than Japanese cars.
So shut the hell up...
And by the way,
You're not always right.

05/21/2003

Posted on 06/02/2003
Copyright © 2025 Madeline Pestolesi

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 06/02/03 at 05:03 PM

Nicely put. Perhaps you should mail this to him anonymously of course. :o)

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