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Unfinished Country Thang

by Charles J Hannan

"Is this thang on"?...tap...tap
Oh it's paper
Never was much fer learnin'
Scratchin' my butt while the butters churnin'
Milkin' the cows and feedin' tha hawgs
I ain't lazy like that no good dawg
Before dawn all this gets done
Now time for some grits, bacon n' eggs
Flap jacks with syrup...get to it hon
I gotta go to tha store after this
And fill up tha truck with wavaho's finest
Ol' dawg might go with me
Fer some canine company
He dang shore needs a bath
But I ain't doin' it

05/08/2003

Posted on 05/08/2003
Copyright © 2025 Charles J Hannan

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 05/09/03 at 06:23 PM

hehe...very good Charles. Superbly captures that 'Green Acres' stereotype.

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