You just heaped
A crap load of bad mojo
Upon your balding head.
You saw me hit the truck
But you didn't stop
You sped right on by,
Swerving onto the shoulder to do so.
Maybe I have road rage
And issues
And maybe you are just a huge prick
Bearing a tiny prick,
But damn buddy,
Your karma just sank out of sight.
So even though
I couldn't give the trooper your liscence plate number
Payback is coming
Not from me,
But from the universe.

04/23/2003

Author's Note: Seriously, I passed this guy on the way to Anchorage yesterday and as soon as I started to pass, he sped way up and I finally got around then after that he was flashing his brights and freaking me out. After I hit the truck, I remember seeing his car wizz by, he didn't even slow down. What a huge bastard.

Posted on 04/23/2003
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